GETTY IMAGES我認為，上帝造人有點過高估計了自己的能力。
（I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.）
永遠原諒敵人，沒有什麼能比這個讓他們更惱火。
（Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.）
我什麼都能抗拒，除了誘惑。
（I can resist everything except temptation.）
為了贏回我的青春，我什麼都願意做，除了鍛煉、早起、做個對社會有用的人。
（To win back my youth, there is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community.）
年輕的時候，我以為錢是人生最重要的，現在我老了，我懂了，確實如此。
（When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.）
人生中只有一件事比被人議論更糟糕，那就是：無人議論你。
（There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.）
時裝是一種讓人無法忍受的醜陋，所以我們必須每六個月換一次。
（Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.）
